Weekly Winner: Kari Randel
The Weekly “Three Sentence Essay” Scholarship winner from May 9 is Kari Randel! It was a lot of fun reading the essays from this week, but we couldn’t help but laugh at Kari’s.
Here is her winning essay:
My weapon of choice in a zombie apocalyspe would be my ipod and a set of speakers. I would play the zombies Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”, because zombies love to dance. Mortals aren’t the only ones that can’t resist the evil of the thriller.
Here is a little more about our winner:
I can’t explain my entire personality, but I will say that I am analytical, and the only reason I believe that is due to the number of people who have told me so – though not all of them have used that exact word (to some, I’m “technical” and “nit-picky”, but I’ll withhold my retorts). So far, this is the only trait I’m sure of in my contradictory nature. Considering how analytical I am, one might think I should’ve discovered this quality in myself of my own accord, but human minds analyzing themselves without external help is a lot like eyeballs trying to view themselves without a mirror.
Congratulations Kari!
Here are our runner ups with some great essays:
Katie Richardson: In a Zombie Apocalypse, my weapon of choice would be the power of unity. If you think about it, you have more of a chance of surviving if you are with others, because you dont have to run the fastest, you just have to out run the slowest person.
Emily Keeling: In a zombie apocalypse, my weapon of choice would be a gigantic pink blowtorch the size of a Boeing 747. Nobody ever messes with a girl who has a gigantic pink blowtorch.
Brianna Yancy: In a zombie apocalypse my weapon of choice would be the ability of telekinesis because I could just move all the zombies out of my way with my mind. If that doesn’t work I would use a Justin Bieber CD to incapacitate the zombies.They’ll be so horrified with the music,they’llt ry to get away from it.
Shelby Harris: If a zombie apocalypse were to occur, I have the solution that could utterly end them without human casualties. I would start a facebook group denouncing zombies in unimaginably cruel ways that everyone would join, thus ending their drive to even exist. In short, facebook is my weapon of choice.
Celeny Benitez: In a zombie apocalypse my weapon of choice would be Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. Bella would be the flesh to lure the zombies and then Edward Cullen could dazzle the zombies into submission.
Matthew Pina: In a zombie apocalypse, my weapon of choice would be my mother’s scathing tongue. Trust me, her angry words and condemning looks have often awaken me out of a relaxing zombie-like state. Fear not, no zombies have a chance with my mother when she gets on a mission!
Nathan Proctor: Zombies- the flesh craving creatures of the night we love to hate. In all forms of media we tear their rotting corpses limb from limb, collapse their skulls, and rearrange them via chainsaw, but have we ever stopped to listen? It’s love that they groan for, and it is love that we shall give them.
Matthew Keeley: My ultimate weapon against an army of undead would be Kanye West. The evil corpses would be far too busy being interrupted to attack.
Ariel Alicea: In a zombie apocalypse my weapon of choice would be blankets because I am not much of a fighter so i could throw the blanket over their heads and RUN AS FAST AS I CAN! Every single time! I would bring extra blankets for my family too!
Thanks to everyone who participated!
David Blake






